Baby Names

Phil, in every man's life, there comes the time when he decides to continue his line. When that time comes, when this fruitful expansive time comes, difficult decisions need to be made. Things like, where do we put the crib? And, Who changes the diaper this time?

But there is a more fundamental question that comes before these serious concerns. I is the question that mothers and fathers agonize over, for it will detrmine their child's future.

"What will I name my child?"

Phil, other men and other women may struggle when naming their children, but for you the question will be easy. I think we know how you should decide to name your man-child. You need to decide by thinking, what name do I see best filled in my life? Who have I seen who best exemplifies those virtues that I wish to see lived by my child? Who do I want my child to emulate?

Well, Phil, those questions are hard for many parents, but for you they will be easy. You have many male friends, but only really one that you can name your man-child after. There's only one of your male friends who you can say, "This is the man-friend after whom I will fashion the fruit of my loins."

That's me, Phil. Let's face the facts. That's me. The name for your man-child is Jonathan.